Rosie is an empath with narcissistic tendencies who wants nothing more than to entertain you by any means necessary. That’s why she’ll be bringing along a host of characters from her repertoire to excite & delight you, but most importantly to make you love her.

Henceforth she shall refer to herself in the first person, so you know that she knows that you know that she is indeed writing this. Hello friends. Come to my show. Together we’ll explore the smorgasbord that is the female experience, and dip our toes into a yummy bubble bath of identity crisis. If a performer puts on a show in Penge but nobody sees it, does she exist? No, friends, she does not. My life is in your capable hands– ooh they’re strong! Are you a carpenter? Because I think you can fix me.

60 mins, 18+